When it’s the end of the year, and everyone is thinking about the holidays, and no one wants to work, now is the perfect time to read light-hearted, nonsensical quotes to get you through the work day. And we are here to make help make that happen.
And by inspiring, we mean quotes that inspire laughter, motivation, and a willingness to stick out the remaining of this long work day.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.
Opportunity doesn’t knock; it presents itself when you beat down the door.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
I do my job in a very professional manner. I take money for it every chance I get.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
– Jerome K. Jerome
No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.
Reheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.
Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me ‘have a good day’ so I went home and had a great day!
I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.
If it’s the fifth day in a row that you don’t feel like working, it means it’s finally Friday!
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say “I’m unemployed” in six languages.
On that note, let’s all take a moment to be grateful for the jobs we have… Or, at least the money that comes along with those jobs! Anywho, contact Post Launch to get more wittingly brilliant zingers and online marketing strategies this year, and next year. We like our jobs, especially when it comes to helping you succeed online.