When it’s the end of the year, and everyone is thinking about the holidays, and no one wants to work, now is the perfect time to read light-hearted, nonsensical quotes to get you through the work day. And we are here to make help make that happen.
Inspiring Work Quotes to Get You through the Day
And by inspiring, we mean quotes that inspire laughter, motivation, and a willingness to stick out the remaining of this long work day.
Motivational quotes for work about success, failure, and all that crap in between
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
–Steven Wright
All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
–Mark Twain
It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.
–Robert Benchley
Opportunity doesn’t knock; it presents itself when you beat down the door.
–Kyle Chandler
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
–Charles Schulz
Funny quotes for those who like their job
I do my job in a very professional manner. I take money for it every chance I get.
–Melanie White
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
– Jerome K. Jerome
No man goes before his time—unless the boss leaves early.
–Groucho Marx
Reheating leftover fish in the office microwave should be a fireable offense.
–Anonymous
Personally, I have nothing against work, particularly when performed, quietly and unobtrusively, by someone else.
–Barbara Ehrenreich
Bad work day quotes for those who don’t like their job
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
–Drew Carey
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near the place.
–Anonymous
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
–Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me ‘have a good day’ so I went home and had a great day!
–Anonymous
I truly believe the wireless mouse was invented so people at work had one less thing to hang themselves with.
–Mike Vanatta
Funny work day quotes for those who are just counting down the days until Friday…or the holidays
If it’s the fifth day in a row that you don’t feel like working, it means it’s finally Friday!
–Anonymous
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
–Edgar Bergen
Work is the greatest thing in the world. So we should always save some of it for tomorrow.
–Don Herold
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
–Charles Lamb
A well-educated friend of mine with three advanced degrees can say “I’m unemployed” in six languages.
–Anonymous
On that note, let’s all take a moment to be grateful for the jobs we have… Or, at least the money that comes along with those jobs! Anywho, contact Post Launch to get more wittingly brilliant zingers and online marketing strategies this year, and next year. We like our jobs, especially when it comes to helping you succeed online.
